Ladies' Love Paradise

SnipGrid 36 is a gambling game hosted at some of LLP's very "special" casinos!

It's played using a special table (see Fig. 1) and supervised by a croupier (always female, gorgeous, and wearing a very provoking "sexy croupier" costume!)

In place of the wheel used in roulette, there is a grid of 36 squares from which a computer selects one random square on each turn.

Each player places his bet (using his player control panel), and wins or loses according to the random square chosen. The types of bets are shown in Fig. 2. For instance, if the player bets "N" (north) then he's betting on the chosen square being in the top half of the grid. If he bets "EVEN" then he's betting on the chosen square having an even number, etc. The player can also bet on the chosen square being in a specific row or column, a specific block of two or fours squares, or a specific single square.

The numbers underneath each bet indicate the odds of winning. For example, "N" shows "1/2" (i.e., 50%). However, if the player bets 1,000 credits, then he gets at least 4,000 back (including his original 1,000 credit stake). That's double the 2,000 that you'd expect. Very generous!

Well, not really. It's here that we should explain the unique feature of SnipGrid 36. Whenever he makes a bet, each player also has to choose from 1 to 6 "snippety squares", which have to be squares where he'd lose the bet. For example, in the case of an "N" bet, the snippety squares must in the lower half of the grid, i.e., where the bet would lose.

If the player chooses one snippety square, then he gets double the odds value if he wins the bet. In the case of an "N" bet, the odds are 2 to 1, so he gets a return of 2 x 2 = 4. For every additional snip square chosen, the return doubles yet again. Therefore, taking the example of an "N" bet again and going from 1 snip square up to 6, the return is 4, 8, 16, 32, 64 and 128! That means that if the player puts down an "N" bet of 1,000 credits, chooses 6 snip squares, and wins, then he gets a whopping 128,000 credits!

All that seems unbelievably generous. But there's a small drawback. If the computer chooses a losing square, then the player just loses his stake. But if it chooses one of his snip squares, then he's in danger of losing a lot more!

You see, if a player's snip square is chosen, he has to pay a visit to "the pedestal". This is an actual metal pedestal in the center of the gaming room, which the unfortunate guy has to stand on while he awaits his fate! The pedestal chooses either "snip" or "reprieve", with each having a 50% chance. If the player is lucky enough to get a "reprieve" then he's spared, and can continue playing (if that's what he wants). However, if he gets a "snip" then the pedestal triggers his chastiring, and off come his balls there and then!

So, it's a case of "the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward". For a lot of LLP couples, SnipGrid 36 has permanently solved their sex credit issues (without having to sacrifice hubby's nuts). Others, though, are not so fortunate! If a player has a run of really good luck, then he can win an astronomical number of credits! So much so that casinos set a lifetime limit of 500,000,000 credits on the total payout to any particular individual. Needless to say, that's still more than enough to keep a wife very, very happy for an extremely long time!

Incidentally, here's an interesting fact about SnipGrid 36. If a player only ever chooses one snip square, then the chance of him losing his balls is 1 in 72 per bet (a 1 in 36 chance of his snip square being chosen, followed by a 50/50 chance of the pedestal choosing "snip"). If he continues to play like that, then his overall chance of losing his nuts goes above 50% on his 50th bet. Of course, if he chooses more than one snip square, then his odds quickly become worse!

Finally, let's look at the game in progress shown in Fig. 1. The computer has just selected square 21. That means that player 1 has won his bet. He put 1,000 credits on "ODD" and chose just one snip square (indicated in red). The odds for "ODD" are 1 in 2, so the player gets 1,000 x 2 x 2 = 4,000 credits (the second "x 2" being for the single snip square). Player 2 has lost his bet of 2,000 credits on "SW". He took a bigger risk because he chose three snip squares. Had he won, he would've got 2,000 x 4 x 8 = 64,000 credits ("x 4" because the odds of winning an "SW" bet are 1in 4, and "x 8" because of the three snip squares). Player 3 must really have been feeling lucky! He bet 10,000 credits on "ROW C" and chose the maximum six snip squares. Had he won, he would have gotten a massive10,000 x 6 x 64 = 3,840,000 credits! Unfortunately, not only did he lose the bet, square 21 is also one of his snip squares! Therefore, he's due for a visit to the pedestal. Which means he's only got a 50/50 chance of keeping his balls!

Wish him luck!!

It's a few weeks later, and (as planned) David and Carol are lying low in Phallustia city. David has been reluctantly drinking large amounts of dodgy "cuckodisiacs" that he buys at the local market. As a result, he's managed to summon up enough enthusiasm for cuckold fantasies (just temporarily, of course!) to narrowly clear their sex credit debt. The one Darian left behind after his visit...together with all the copious cream he shot into Carol's juicy holes!

For her part, Carol has been very helpful. During their lovemaking sessions, she's been enhancing David's cuckold fantasies. She'll tell him (in very explicit detail!) about how magnificent Darian was between the sheets. How that masculine, masterful god of a man gave her more exquisite sexual fulfilment than she'd ever thought possible!

Of course, this is just to help her husband...to help him with the "repayment process". And now, David genuinely seems to enjoy cuck fantasies much more than at the start!

But don't you think that there's something different about David? That he's changed somehow? Could it be those rumors about cuckodisiacs are true? That they'll change you permanently if you use them too much?

Who knows? Perhaps, just in case, David should get his "citizen's scepter" checked...something tells me it might need resizing!!