Assworld

 Here’s my take on trying to make scat-related fantasies more “palatable” (if you’ll pardon the expression!) Just think along the lines of 🦄s shitting 🌈s!

Oooh, hang on! I get it now!

Lamivex here! I just couldn’t resist “LLPifying” this old joke!

Anyway, here’s LLP lady guest (and total bitch) Simone to explain the story behind the picture:

When Jayden and I ordered poor Cecil to serve some time on “Fairytale Island,” we knew it was a high reward, high risk subsim. That’s to say, high reward (i.e., lots of delicious sex credits) for me and my Big Black Bull, and high risk for hubby! Despite its name, Fairytale Island is pretty brutal with regard to its cuck “body” count (or should I say “body part” count!) and, given Cecil’s piss poor performance as the “castle jester,” we knew that his chances of getting the “unkindest cut” were pretty high.

But the way it actually happened was just too priceless!

Like we often do, on the fateful day, Jayden and I snuggled up together after a heavenly fuck session to watch edited highlights of Cecil’s “trials and tribulations.” At that point, we had no idea of what was about to happen, and when it actually did, I have to admit, it had us howling with laughter and literally rolling around on the floor! Poor Cecil!

Of course, we already knew that “the princess” isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the box. Nevertheless, I still can’t believe the LLP Authorities didn’t just put her up to it for their own amusement! After all, I’m sure I remember something similar being a cartoon joke from years ago! In any case, the whole incident’s gone viral, and everybody’s watching the video. Not only has Cecil lost his balls, he’s also become a literal joke all over LLP social media! Poor darling! 

We Need To About Adjustment

Sorry! I've been neglecting to post my recent stuff on this blog (I usually post things to DeviantArt first of all, but not everyone has a DeviantArt account). I'll be posting the backlog here over the next couple of days.

This is just an exposition dump regarding "adjustment" (ball removal) in my virtual reality LLP universe. However, I added a bit of "spice" to keep it interesting!

The Terror That is Walkies

 This is a quick skit to illustrate an idea I had for the ingenious punishment of a lazy slave! Hope you like it! 😈

Enforcer - The Ultimate Punishment

(All persons depicted are adults.)

This piece won’t be to everyone’s…err…taste!

It’s actually rather outside my usual “wheelhouse” but I wanted to do it because I liked the biotechnology idea. The artwork is simpler in this one, because I was working to get it out by Christmas over on DeviantArt (and also wasn’t sure I really wanted to spend that much time with the fetish involved!)

My views very much reflect those of “Mistress Vanessa” in the story (see the final page). As a BDSM fan, I like the extreme degradation and objectification that the human toilet symbolizes, but don’t want to see piles of messy sh!t smeared over everything (and everyone) in sight! You could say that I like the “philosophy” of toilet slavery, but not the mess! Hence the “enforcer” contrivance. It keeps everything neat and tidy, with not an ounce of poo in view!

I’d be genuinely interested to hear people’s opinions on this topic, especially the tension between what toilet slavery symbolizes, and the off-putting (unerotic) unpleasantness of the “material” involved.

This Is NOT an Ordinary Chastity Cage!

 Together with the "girly suit," this gives a bit of exposition relating to a longish visual novel style story that I'm planning to do.

Girly Suit - The Ultimate Sissy Makeover!

This is a bit of an exposition dump in preparation for a new series of skits.

Do you like the idea of this high-tech "girly suit"?